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His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

fatassvegan:

fatassvegan:

Apples in the crock pot with cinnamon, cardamom and nutmeg for slow cooked applesauce! Recipe tomorrow—SUPER easy.

So this applesauce turned out pretty delicious, I had some for breakfast, but I also used it to make some muffins (pics to come later) that turned out amazing, so this recipe might be a good foundational piece to a whole slew of baked goods as well as a tasty warm autumn treat. Here’s how to do it!
You need:
8 cored skinned apples
4 tbsps vegan brown sugar (sub turbinado sugar if you don’t have veg brown sugar)
2 tbsps cinnamon
1 tsp nutmeg
1 tsp cardamom
1 1/4 cups water
2 tbsps lemon juice
How to do it:
Literally just throw everything in the crockpot and stir, then cover and let cook for about 10 hours. Not only does this smell amazing, it will fill your whole home with that seasonal spiced apple smell. YUM!

Trying this today! Everything is all squared away and slowly cooking. Can’t wait to wake up later to the smell of fall in my house!

fatassvegan:

fatassvegan:

Apples in the crock pot with cinnamon, cardamom and nutmeg for slow cooked applesauce! Recipe tomorrow—SUPER easy.

So this applesauce turned out pretty delicious, I had some for breakfast, but I also used it to make some muffins (pics to come later) that turned out amazing, so this recipe might be a good foundational piece to a whole slew of baked goods as well as a tasty warm autumn treat. Here’s how to do it!

You need:

8 cored skinned apples

4 tbsps vegan brown sugar (sub turbinado sugar if you don’t have veg brown sugar)

2 tbsps cinnamon

1 tsp nutmeg

1 tsp cardamom

1 1/4 cups water

2 tbsps lemon juice

How to do it:

Literally just throw everything in the crockpot and stir, then cover and let cook for about 10 hours. Not only does this smell amazing, it will fill your whole home with that seasonal spiced apple smell. YUM!

Trying this today! Everything is all squared away and slowly cooking. Can’t wait to wake up later to the smell of fall in my house!

firefly-420:

Firefly-420s Fall Giveaway

So it’s that time of year again..Fall is finally here!! :) i’m so excited because it’s one of my favorite seasons, that i’ve decided to have a Fall giveaway.

What’s included:

1 Mug
1 Box of Celestial Seasonings Sweet Harvest Pumpkin tea
1 Bag of Pumpkin Spice Candy Corn
1 Bag of Mallowcreme Pumpkins
2 Salted Caramel Marshmallow Candle Tins
1 Box of 8 Candied Maple Sugar Tealights
1 Pack of Enchanted Pumpkin Valley Wax Cubes
1 Red Dreamcatcher
3 PocketBac Antibacterial Hand Gel (Pumpkin Spice, Pumpkin Pecan Waffle, & Candy Apple)
1 Bar of Cinnamon Bali Soap
1 Ceramic Pumpkin Shaped Tealight Candle Holder
1 Beige Bracelet
1 Thin Woven Bracelet with clear beads


Rules:
You must be following ME
You can reblog as many times as you want
Likes DO NOT COUNT
No giveaway blogs or inactive blogs

Must be willing to give me your address or a p.o. box to ship the stuff to you.
Giveaway will end October 17th 2014
I will only ship to the US

If you have any questions send me a message :)

New Followers!

First off, hello!

Second off, I have to be honest with you… I don’t keep up with this blog as well as I used to. In fact, MOST of what I do on Tumblr is really just going through my dashboard and liking a million posts. However, since a lot of my new followers are mommies-to-be, current mommies, or women trying to conceive, I just want to let you all know that I DO have a baby blog! It’s ninemonthsofblogging. My little girl is due on December 11th, and even though I don’t post a WHOLE lot there either, I am trying to keep up a little blog for her. 

Thank you for the follows, and I’ll try to be a better blogger <3

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE


I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: “Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.”

Theories About the Universe (Blythe Baird)

alstroemeric:

xenontrioxide:

luckyspike:

ourlightsinvain:

romulanholiday:

quozzel:

basileus:

tearitar:

Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then tag ten of your favorite followers. Thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard, but it will make you feel better. So it…

1. I’m very passionate about my work and genuinely try to do the very best I can for my patients 2. I work very hard to understand what my animals might be telling me so I can give them a great life 3. I’m willing to work incredibly hard for something I care deeply about 4. I’m funny 5. I can cook pretty darn well
iguanafish conceptofzero cheyannnne fightingmachine xenontrioxide driftcompatib1e thorithorson missingrache mebutdifferent astharoze

1. i’m making huge progress at being able to take things in stride, both personally and professionally

2. i have an encyclopedic knowledge of weird nature facts

3. i love learning. all the time. my drive to learn new things is never satisfied, which is why i’m going after a phd

4. i think i give pretty good advice? i’m willing to use my own failures as examples to help others succeed, at any rate

5. i’m bad at puns, and this is the highest honor a person can have in life

uhhh i can maybe think of a few people. alstroemeric forteh nathalia-sod roczath fightingmachine (LOOK I CAN TAG U TOO MWAH) dreamamongthesharks karimuffin hatefulhoneybee testchamber19 spocksocks

ihatechuhanna

1. i am a good cat momma

2. i am a good writer

3. i’m p fuckin smart

4. i’m really great at sass

5. i weed weeds like nobody’s fuckin business

catnipkisses milestowonderland shadowphyr i-love-tayto-sandwiches bluestarwolf12 brosdicingbros ghostycorvid zaccychu pirateninjakiwi sunshineandcheetos

1. I have never been happier with my life and can’t wait to meet my baby girl.

2. I really want to get back in touch with some of my old friends, but time and distance is making things hard. I still love you all though!

3. I love reading and learning, so I like to think I’m pretty smart.

4. I am totally a bitch, but I love it and own it. 

5. I love to bake and cook and want to be even better at it!

Okay, so now… lets see if this actually tags… Also, sorry for the delay, no internet access on my computer most days. And I don’t have many tumblr friends anymore… so the few of you have to deal :P

vixens-dont-wear-pink-lipstick:

bluematchbox:

foxy-voxy:

youarethesentinels:

Lol

No, I’d say the show does a great job of representing the typical 18-34 male with Larry, with his constant need for validation, attention, and the world to revolve around him.

not to mention Bennet’s quest to prove that he’s a man, Pornstache’s overcompensation that disguises his vulnerability, Healy’s struggle to make positive change that is frustrated by his need to be loved by a woman, and Caputo’s exploration of his desire to control the world around him and whether or not he wants to do that. men are quite accurately represented in the show, the only issue male viewers seem to have is that these men display the warped nature of man’s dominance, and the idea that their superiority is not perfect and noble is offensive.

^^^^^^

The real Larry was actually a great guy, who did NOT cheat on Piper or do anything of that sort while she was in prison. In fact, they DID end up getting married, and he was nothing but supportive throughout the entire ordeal. The book was definitely much calmer than the show, but the show completely disregarded the truth about Piper and Larry&#8217;s relationship. Please stop saying that all real men act like the men on TV shows that are really mostly just fiction. 

vixens-dont-wear-pink-lipstick:

bluematchbox:

foxy-voxy:

youarethesentinels:

Lol

No, I’d say the show does a great job of representing the typical 18-34 male with Larry, with his constant need for validation, attention, and the world to revolve around him.

not to mention Bennet’s quest to prove that he’s a man, Pornstache’s overcompensation that disguises his vulnerability, Healy’s struggle to make positive change that is frustrated by his need to be loved by a woman, and Caputo’s exploration of his desire to control the world around him and whether or not he wants to do that.

men are quite accurately represented in the show, the only issue male viewers seem to have is that these men display the warped nature of man’s dominance, and the idea that their superiority is not perfect and noble is offensive.

^^^^^^

The real Larry was actually a great guy, who did NOT cheat on Piper or do anything of that sort while she was in prison. In fact, they DID end up getting married, and he was nothing but supportive throughout the entire ordeal. The book was definitely much calmer than the show, but the show completely disregarded the truth about Piper and Larry’s relationship. Please stop saying that all real men act like the men on TV shows that are really mostly just fiction. 

carriehopefletcher:

icyluna000:

Life is about balance (the light and the dark) | via Tumblr on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/90765499/via/mdduggan

Something I feel the Internet world often forgets. 

carriehopefletcher:

icyluna000:

Life is about balance (the light and the dark) | via Tumblr on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/90765499/via/mdduggan

Something I feel the Internet world often forgets. 

clothing adjustments that need to happen

alstroemeric:

runningbox11:

• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear

please

pants for people with no butts

PLEASE

Also, pants and shorts for people WITH butts, because they fall off my hips too easily since there isn’t enough fabric. And I really don’t like checking for my butt crack constantly. Maternity pants are better than regular pants lol… 

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